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Mar 15, 2013 11:35pm PDT
unusual vacation plans of dennis rodman? dennis rodman was in north korea last week where he spent some quality time with the supreme leader of north korea, kim jong un. the leader of the country that this morning promised to launch a preemptive nuclear strike against us. there they are sharing a hug. very sweet. i know this sounds like a bad movie plot, but we might need donald trump to fire dennis rodman from celebrity apprentice so he can save us from obliteration. dennis rodman's publicist said he wants to go back to north korea sometime in the next six months and he wants to use his new friendship with kim jong un to help broker peace between the united states and north korea. maybe we should let him try. we already let our smartest people try to work out peace. why not let our dumbest person take a crack at it, too. [ applause ] it's just so crazy it might kill everyone. [ laughter ] this is funny. while the worldwide web was built to connect people and act as a catalyst for the sharing of information and ideas, i think i happened upon a more significant reason the web exists and
ABC
Mar 14, 2013 4:00am PDT
was with them. >>> also something of a side show, oh, in rome. the presence of dennis rodman there with his glorious fluorescent flowers on his coat. >> digs someone who needs jesus. take a look at that. fresh off his trip to north korea. >> of course. >> of course, ambassador to the word. rodman said he was there to lobby for a black pope. well done. in reality his visit was all part of the publicity for an irish bookmaker which was taking bets on who the next pope would be. glad dennis was there for a noble cause promoting gambling on the pontiff. that's noble. >> are we done with that story yet? can i show my face of journalism again. >> moving on from -- thank you, worm. >>> much like a presidential election the selection of the new pope was great material for the late night comics. >> that's right and they did not let this opportunity pass them by. take a listen. >> you could tell he was south american because when they announced it they were like we have a pope! >> congratulations, new pope. now we must all remember that the last pope, pope benedict, will now be known as pope
ABC
Mar 16, 2013 5:30pm PDT
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ABC
Mar 13, 2013 5:30pm PDT
miracle-gro. yeah? then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. silence. are you in good hands? >>> tonight this new pope is getting ready for his new life. it comes with new robes, a new car for a man who once took public transportation. and also a new home. and years ago we got to go behind the scenes to look at the papal residence. so tonight, come with us again as we go through the historic halls and rooms where pope francis will live. >> reporter: under arches, through tunnels, winding back in time toward the centuries. the apostolic palace will be pope francis's new home. until now, he chose to live in a simple, small apartment. he took public transportation, but he's about to move into the second largest palace in the world -- second only to the one built for the dalai lama in tibet. >> now, if the holy father had invited you for lunch, you would go down there to his apartment at the other end of the corridor. >> reporter: in 2003, we got a rare glimpse into the daily life of the pope. and
ABC
Mar 19, 2013 5:30pm PDT
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ABC
Mar 13, 2013 1:40am PDT
masses, rob. >> this may be my favorite detail ever. apparently, dennis rodman, yes, nba bad boy, weird boy, whatever you want to call him. he is prepared to be in st. peter's square today in a make shift pope-mobile as he campaigns for the cardinal from ghana to become the next pope. so we had him in north korea now in vatican city. dennis rodman. >> he is a busy man. when he's not busy politicking for the united states, he's politicking for a black pope. that's okay. he is a busy man. >> in the midst of sea of faithful, devout folks, i can't see of all people, dennis rodman cruising in a pope mobile with the tattoos. and the colored hair. >> you can't see it? you cannot picture that? really? >> when i think pope i don't think dennis rodman. >> when you think north korea, rob, when you think, when you think our political show with george stephanopoulos. >> you don't think dennis rodman. >> but it has happened. >> man, dennis. >> uh-huh. >> okay. >>> moving on to this now. the sex abuse scandal is one of the many challenges faced by the next pope. pope. the arch diocese of los angeles r
ABC
Mar 15, 2013 5:00pm PDT
saturday night. police say dennis was drunk at the time and driving away from another accident. >> san francisco police opened fire on a suspected car jacker this morning after they say he used a stolen taxi to ram their kafr cars. police say the suspect jumped on the roof of a cab, breaking the windshield. the cab driver took off. police used taxi to track that cab to presidio heights them tried to pin the suspect in. >> this is when the driver drove at the officer, officer trying to get out of the way of the car then defending him, himself. >> the suspect was not hit, he kept driving. he was soon arrested for car jacking and assault on a police officer. >> the fbi is looking for a man leased from jail mistakenly. accused of a takeover style robbery this month, arrested for the robbery, then, released from a contra costa county jail by mistake. agents say he held a gun to the teller's head, demanding money. >> south san francisco taking new steps to help stop human trafficking. the new rules adopted by the city council police say the peninsula city investigated more than 150 c
ABC
Mar 20, 2013 11:35pm PDT
chicken gave birth to a denny's grand slam breakfast. unfortunately the chicken was arrested under china's strict one hen one egg law. the next day, back to work making iphones. i think this is from the local affiliate in philadelphia. they don't look like they were fighting. >> the spca are on the scene. they believe 8 to 10 dogs are on the scene. that there's the shadow of the one of the dogs we've been watching. there's both of the dogs we spotted in the backyard right there in the middle of your screen. and you can see there are -- that one dog is -- is changed up right now. 6300 block of norwood street. >> he's a lover not a fighter. >> so the chinese people open the egg and there are two eggs that come out. >> jimmy: sal, sorry to bother you. i'm going to guess american right off the bat because she understood what you were saying, yes? >> wrong again. tell him. >> jimmy: where are you from? do you need medical attention? >> switzerland. >> jimmy: oh, of course. i should have known that. it's on all our knives. there's a nice apple pie. stay there and we'll check back with you. okay,
ABC
Mar 14, 2013 7:00am PDT
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ABC
Mar 14, 2013 11:35pm PDT
planet. [ laughter ] for 18 months. former nba star dennis rodman is in north korea right now. he's there to spread good will and syphilis. mostly syphilis. [ laughter ] rodman went over with the harlem globetrotters to run a basketball camp and also to hang out with one of his fans, north korean dictator kim jong-un. what a great sitcom that would make. [ laughter ] rodman apparently stood up in front of the crowd at the game and told kim jong-un you have a friend for life. just when you thought dennis rodman couldn't get more likable, he makes friends with a hated foreign dictator. speaking of basketball, this is good. this has happened before the cavaliers-raptors game in cleveland last night. the announcers from nba tv canada got a surprise visit from toronto forward mikhail pietrus. he's from france. this is a special nba edition of "behind the news." >> what you lose in rudy gay's scoring, i think tayshaun prince and tony allen can take away. so the style they play -- it kind of fits in as we get some work here from mikhail pietrus. but i do think they have a chance to be succ
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